58% of millennials would vote Trump (if he changed on one issue)

The media loves to promote the narrative that millennials are far-left liberals who would never vote for a Republican, but polling shows that a majority of them aren’t socialist ideologues. They’re just broke.

A study by The Student Loan Report found that a majority of millennials with student loan debt would vote for Donald Trump if he promised student loan forgiveness — a proposal that even Bernie Sanders hasn’t endorsed.

According to the poll, 58 percent of graduated students with loans would vote for the billionaire businessman if he promised to eliminate their college debt.

The crushing reality of student loan debt would cause graduate students to go to more extreme measures than just voting for Trump: 30 percent said they would give up sex for a year; 27 percent said they would contract the Zika virus; 43 percent would hook up with Caitlyn Jenner; 43 percent would give up toilet paper and moist wipes for 10 years; and 56 percent would even vote for Hillary Clinton.

Of all scenarios where student loan debt would be eliminated, the only two that more than 90 percent said they wouldn’t do is give back their degrees or move to North Korea for a decade.