Go Home America, You're Drunk

Have you ever arrived sober to a party that’s been going on too long? Half the people are lurching around, glassy-eyed and happy. The other half are furious, slurring their way through nonsensical arguments.

That’s how I’ve felt watching cable news since the election. Some of the assertions people are making are absolutely bananas. I keep wanting to shout, “Good God, shut up. You are DRUNK!”

They aren’t drunk, of course.

But they are under the influence.

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